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2025 – Spring

Staff Confessions: Literary Edition

We asked the staff to confess their most questionable literary habits — no names attached, no reputations harmed. From unread masterpieces to opinions that could cause minor academic riots, they did not hold back. We’ll keep their identities safe… unless, of course, you’re good at guessing.

Anonymous 1 :🌪️

Anonymous 2: 🛡️

Anonymous 3: 🦊

Anonymous 4: 🧨

Anonymous 5: 🧳

One book I pretended to read (but didn’t): Be honest… we’ve all been there.

🌪️ Proust’s Recherche from beginning to end

🛡️The Book of Mormon

🦊 Gibbon’s Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire. A first year student came up to me after an ILA class, trembling with enthusiasm over Gibbon and I didn’t have the heart to admit I hadn’t read Decline and Fall. I think I just said, ‘wow, that’s impressive.’

🧨 I plead the fifth

🧳 Joyce’s Ulysses

The hill I’ll die on (literary edition): What’s that one opinion you’ll defend to your last breath?

🌪️ You must not discriminate on the ground of sex and sexuality, race, class, origin or physical difference.

🛡️Samwise Gamgee is the true hero of Middle-earth.

🦊 Reading Tolkien is not stupid (I have quite a few more if you want). 

🧨 Audiobooks aren’t books.

🧳 We need a different approach to our bodies: “My body, my choice” has terrible blind spots.

A literary opinion that might get me fired: Time to spill the hot takes.

🌪️ Run mad as often as you choose but do not faint.

🛡️ Out of all the stories about Sherlock Holmes, The Hound of the Baskervilles is the worst one.

🦊 The fox in Ted Hughes’s dream who told him that studying literature was killing him. 

🧨 Bad literature might have more cultural impact than good literature

🧳 Gosh, I can’t think of one … does this institution care so much about literary opinions?

Where would you absolutely perish — Regency England?  Pick your doom.

🌪️The nineteenth century with its scientific definition of race and gender.

🛡️The Middle Ages

🦊 The future in which everybody hands in AI-generated essays, and people only talk on ZOOM, but mostly they exchange photos on TikTok (hopefully, there are other futures possible). 

🧨 The trenches of modernism wouldn’t have been kind to me. Or anything before penicillin. 

🧳 Definitely not Regency England… Modernism in South Africa?

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2025 – Spring

Meet Me at the Ferris Wheel

Author: Salomé Emilie Streiff

Some soft folk music resonates in my ears as the ghost of a hand passes through my hair. I play with the cotton of the pillowcase; it’s soft and feels familiar. I press the tissue to my eyelids as I used to do. I feel like a kid at the carnival who arrives a few days after the festivities. She’s standing among the scattered confetti, hands in her pockets, looking downcast. She has pretty ribbons that tame her brown locks, blush on her cheeks from the hurry. If only she had been there just a little earlier.

Maybe she’d have had a look at the leftover candy canes in the half-empty stands. Maybe she would have seen the bright posters and the van’s tracks in the mud—wonder.

And if she’d run faster than she already did, maybe she’d have caught a glimpse of the last ride and its sparkling lights. Maybe, just maybe, she’d have heard the floating notes of the pretty carousel fade into the evening. She might have passed the little girls in their colourful dresses on the way back, the boys with their magic-filled eyes. She would have glimpsed at the countless parents and their tired smiles in the parking lot. She would have paused and wondered what holding such small hands feels like.

And if she hadn’t had all those pitfalls, maybe she could have enjoyed the Ferris wheel—the one that goes so high it feels like it’s touching the sky. She would have raised her hands and felt the butterflies of happiness in her stomach. She would have felt like it was over too quickly, because that’s how life feels for those who get to celebrate in time. She would have drunk tons of Coke and eaten all the hot dogs, waffles, crêpes, and stupid fast food that might have hurt her stomach on the way home. She would have begged for one last ride, and with a belly full of sugar, she would have got back in line to relive this suspended time over and over again—until the fairground workers closed the stands and she, too, would have gone home with the certainty that she was very lucky to be able to cherish its ups and downs, the laughter and the shivers. She would have colours on her dress and magic shining through her. She’d feel a little nauseous, but just enough to make him laugh. He who’d waited for her at the entrance and wouldn’t let her go until the exit. He would have devoured her with his eyes and held her hand. He would have ruffled her hair and reminded her a thousand times what love feels like.

I would have loved to meet him at the Ferris wheel.

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2024 – Winter

In The Water

Author: Anonymous

It is always the places that can so easily overpower me that somehow make me feel at peace. The mountain that could so easily isolate me, the snow that could so easily freeze me, the water that could so easily swallow me up. As unpredictable as these places can be, they remind me that I am a part of something bigger and that my existence relies on my surroundings. I am at their mercy. Whether it is walking through the snow, the flakes crunching beneath my feet, through a trail in the woods, on a mountaintop, or swimming through the water, the silence in these places is loud and full.

Instinctively, I would say that the land that means the most to me is up in the mountains or by the lake. There is something about the mountainous lakeside that is so very Switzerland, that is so very me. Despite being born abroad and only in Switzerland by chance, the Swiss landscapes have become an integral part of my identity. With countless hours spent hiking, skiing, and relaxing by the lake, it would be a lie to say that this environment has not shaped me. The place I visit the most, however, is the lakeside. In the summertime, the lake’s glittering surface is reminiscent of all the good that the world has to offer—the light reflecting off the rippling water, a perfect image of hope. The mountains surrounding the body of water bring a sense of peace that the often-revered seaside does not. The lake-side peace is accompanied by the cheerful chatter of people around me, no doubt relaxing after their busy days. A summer day by the lakeside helps me feel grounded. The grass beneath my legs as I sit, the rocks under my feet as I climb over them to reach the water, the sun burning my skin; the land envelops me, welcoming me into its world. Making me not just a part of the world but a part of nature, too. The gentle, rhythmic lapping of the waves, the splashing of the swimmers, and the chirping of the birds quiet my endless thoughts.

The lakeside is, however, not always entirely peaceful. The turbulent surface crashing on the lakeside rocks during a summer storm reminds me just how powerful the water can be.

The muted blue of the storm clouds and the splashing of the waves – always so much higher than I could ever imagine – remind me that nature is not always forgiving. It reminds me that being part of nature means that I owe it my respect in return. If I do not treat my surroundings as they deserve to be treated, if I act bigger than I am, I will be reminded of just how insignificant my day-to-day can be. Watching the angry lake fight the sharp rocks and the birds take cover reminds me that my daily anxieties and obsessions are not a finality. That the world goes on beyond my internal storm. A storm, which I witness mirrored in front of me as the forces of nature war against one another. The storm I watch, with thunder crashing around me and the water roaring, though, subsides. This shows me that no matter how angry, or how turbulent, the sun will always shine through the clouds. Both in nature, by the lakeside, and in its reflection in my soul.

Upon reflection, though, the place where I feel most at peace is not only the lakeside but also in the water. I am unsure what it is about the water that makes me feel so at home in it. Whether it is that I grew up swimming, or if it is the endless possibilities it offers, the water has always welcomed me. It doesn’t come without its apprehensions, the water. I can feel its power, its ability to throw me around, the total darkness and disorientation as soon as my head goes under. The eternal tightening in my chest causes a sense of urgency almost immediately. But as soon as I open my eyes, as soon as I see the pale green blurriness of the lake water around me, the bright light shining through the surface, and the almost eternal expansion of blue, I feel in control. My body allows me to appreciate my surroundings – albeit for a limited time – before the breathlessness makes itself known once again and forces me to resurface. To regain strength before I can dive again. Before I can delve back into this wonderfully unfamiliar world.

While many speak of the terror of the depths of the waters, the endlessness has always fascinated me. These depths that are so often equated to anxiety almost always make my grounded life feel two-dimensional. In the water, I am no longer bound by gravity. In the water, I become capable of exploring the dimension all around me, rather than being limited to observing from afar. In the water, I can fly. It allows me to feel everything that I look for in sports, but in water, I am no longer at the mercy of the apparatus. I no longer need to swing, I no longer need to race towards a trampoline or ski through powder to feel weightless. To explore the true potential of the world’s three-dimensionality. In the water, I can be everywhere, and I can be nowhere.

In the water, everything slows down. My surroundings, my movements, and my thoughts. In the water, I am free of all my earth-bound responsibilities. I get to feel the cold currents wrap themselves around my legs without having to fit into society’s glass slipper. In the water, my hair flows around my face, never weighed down by the air’s dryness, its pressure. In the water, I am free.