We have prepared three quizzes for you to find out which badass female Shakespeare character, which evil Shakespearean character and which drama-llama Shakespeare character you are. Enjoy!
Which badass female Shakespeare character are you?
What is your worst flaw?
A. What are you talking about, I’m flawless!
B. I’m too short.
C. I’m too faithful and dedicated to my husband who has trust issues with me.
D. I look like my brother.
Are you in love?
A. I don’t know what you’re talking about.
B. Yes, with my boyfriend but my father doesn’t approve of him.
C. Yes, with my husband but we’re having issues right now.
D. Yes, but he’s in love with someone else (sighs).
Do you believe in true love?
A. Honestly, what is your deal with love?!
B. Of course I do and I’d do anything to protect it!
C. I thought I did but my husband’s strange behaviour is making me doubt the relationship.
D. I truly do but things are a bit complicated with my crush right now…
Do you have any impressive skills?
A. I can beat your ass at a battle of wits.
B. I have all the men fall in love with me without me even trying.
C. My commitment to others is as firm as a rock.
D. I can pretend to be a man.
What is your guilty pleasure?
A. Coming up with smart insults.
B. Provoking my father.
C. I’m afraid I have none.
D. Pretending to be a man.
If you got mostly A. you are Beatrice from Much Ado about Nothing! Beatrice is Leonato’s niece and Hero’s cousin. Unlike her cousin and most women of their time, she is feisty, cynical, witty and sharp. However, Beatrice also has a softer and more vulnerable side. During the play she is tricked into falling in love with Benedick, a soldier with whom she has a “merry war”, basically an exchange of witty insults. She is a strong character for she refuses to marry because she has not discovered the perfect, equal partner and because she is unwilling to eschew her liberty and submit to the will of a controlling husband. When Hero has been humiliated and accused of violating her chastity, Beatrice explodes with fury at Claudio for mistreating her cousin. In her frustration and rage about Hero’s mistreatment, Beatrice rebels against the unequal status of women in Renaissance society. She has often been described as a protofeminist character.
If you got mostly B. you are Hermia from A Midsummer Night’s Dream! Hermia is a strong-willed and brave young woman who at the start of the play stands up to her father to defend her love for Lysander. When things start to get rocky, the two lovers run away in the forest, followed by Demetrius and Helena and where Puck interferes and causes a heated mess between the lovers. In the end all turns out well and Hermia is allowed to live happily ever after with her beloved Lysander.
If you got mostly C. you are Desdemona from Othello! Desdemona is the daughter of Brabantio (a Venetian senator) and Othello’s wife. Desdemona is a courageous young woman defending her husband against her father’s racist disapproval and she remains faithful to her husband until her very last breath. She thinks the best of people and gives everyone a chance. She is also an extremely caring and empathetic character.
If you got mostly D. you are Viola from Twelfth Night! Viola survives a shipwreck at the start of the play which separates her from her twin brother Sebastian and she ends up on shore in Illyria. There she decides to cross-dress as a man and to take a job at Duke Orsino’s court. As the boy servant, “Cesario,” Viola quickly becomes Orsino’s favorite page and is given the task of wooing Olivia on Orsino’s behalf. As “Cesario,” Viola’s a little too good at her job and she finds herself in the middle of a messy love triangle when Olivia falls in love with “Cesario,” who can’t return the Countess’s favors because Viola is in love with the Duke. I promise you, it all works out in the end.
Which evil Shakespeare character are you?
What is your guilty pleasure?
A. Nagging my spouse.
B. Wooing my brother’s wife.
C. Manipulating people, duh.
D. Plotting murder.
What are you most skilled in?
A. Pep talks.
B. Pathologically lying.
C. Gaslighting.
D. Turning someone into a hitman.
What is your worst flaw?
A. I married a coward.
B. Murderous tendencies.
C. I have none. I’m perfect, don’t you see?
D. Jealousy.
What is your biggest fear?
A. That I won’t become queen of Scotland (I deserve it).
B. That my nephew will come after me for murdering his father (my brother).
C. Failing to manipulate people, it’s so entertaining, mouahahaha.
D. Caesar ruling one more day.
Do you believe in love?
A. There’s no such thing, I only believe in power.
B. Love? What is that?
C. In other people yes, and boy, don’t I love ruining romantic relationships.
D. Don’t have the time for the affairs of the heart.
If you got mostly A. you are Lady Macbeth from Macbeth! Lady Macbeth is the wife of the play’s tragic hero, Macbeth (a Scottish nobleman). She encourages her husband to commit regicide and consequently becomes queen of Scotland. She’s got quite some power over her husband as she manipulates him to do as she pleases, especially when it comes to killing others. After he becomes a murderous tyrant, surprisingly, Lady Macbeth looses her cool and is driven to madness by guilt and as a result commits suicide.
If you got mostly B. you are Claudius from Hamlet! King Claudius is the brother of King Hamlet, whom he secretly assassinates in order to become king. He then marries his brother’s wife, Gertrude, and becomes Prince Hamlet’s stepfather. Prince Hamlet finds out about the assassination once his father’s ghost pays him a visit and plans to kill him. Claudius gets suspicious about Hamlet once he starts behaving all weird and hires his childhood friends to keep an eye on him. Claudius eventually comes up with a plan that will kill Hamlet but ends up slain by him right before he dies.
If you got mostly C. you are Iago from Othello! Iago is Othello’s standard-bearer and trusted advisor but he hates his guts. He plans to destroy him through manipulation by making him believe that his wife Desdemona is having an affair with his lieutenant, Michael Cassio. Iago is one of Shakespeare’s most sinister villains, often considered such because of the unique trust that Othello places in him, which he betrays while maintaining his reputation for honesty and dedication. Iago is a Machiavellian schemer and manipulator, as he is often referred to as “honest Iago”, displaying his skill at deceiving other characters so that not only do they not suspect him, but they count on him as the person most likely to be truthful.
If you got mostly D. you are Cassius from Julius Caesar! Cassius is the leader and organizer of the assassination plot to kill Julius Caesar, the emperor of Rome. Motivated by his envy and jealousy over Caesar’s rise to power, Cassius manipulates others to join him. A keen letter writer, Cassius forges letters from dissatisfied citizens to influence Brutus, a fellow senator and general. Cassius had been Caesar’s friend for much of their lives; in addition, Cassius served as a capable general under Caesar.
Which drama-llama Shakespeare character are you?
You identify as:
A. A spaniel and a bit of an emotional roller coaster to be honest.
B. A hilarious person.
C. The worthy heir to the throne.
D. A master procrastinator.
Do you have any best friends?
A. I used to when I was little but my crush is now pining after her so we’re not on speaking terms.
B. Does plotting murder together make us best buds?
C. What is that?
D. I might have, like, two friends, but I don’t even bother remembering their names right.
What is your relationship status?
A. A situationship, I guess (sighs).
B. Single like a happy pringle!
C. I’m married to my terrifying spouse.
D. I have a girlfriend, but I have more important things to deal with right now! Stop distracting me!
When were you at your lowest?
A. When I slept with this dude who didn’t even love me back.
B. Whenever I have to deal with storms (they’re scary!).
C. When I lost my wife who was my rock whenever I freaked out about all the crimes I committed.
D. When I accidentally killed my girlfriend’s dad thinking he was my treacherous uncle!
In times of trouble you tend to…
A. Run after my lover in the forest, duh.
B. There’s no trouble anymore if you runaway and disappear, right?
C. I freak out to my wife.
D. I ruminate and wear black clothes (I’m in my emo era).
If you got mostly A. you are Helena from A Midsummer Night’s Dream! Helena is a young Athenian who at the start of the play is in love with Demetrius who is in love with another gal. Regardless, Helena stands her ground and remains committed to her lover. She’s a bit of an emotional rollercoaster and takes things to heart, but in the end of the day all she wants is to be loved back. And in the end she succeeds!
If you got mostly B. you are Caska from Julius Caesar! Caska is one of the conspirators against Julius Ceaser who assassinated him. He’s quite dramatic, terrified of the weather and extremely superstitious. Cassius describes him as smarter than what he appears to be and decides he will be the first to stab Caesar. Caska fled from Rome after the assassination.
If you got mostly C. you are Macbeth from Macbeth! You guessed it, Macbeth is the protagonist of his eponymous play. Now, he’s a bit of a mess: when he is told that he is to become king, he starts killing in order for that to become true. But it comes at a cost as his conscious awakes and he gets eaten up with guilt. Now, you’d think that he would stop killing after this, but nooooo, he continues doing just that in order to remain king. Lady Macbeth, his emotional support system in this bloody business is the only one that manages to make Macbeth stick to his plan whenever he’s about to lose it…until she loses it herself.
If you got mostly D. you are Hamlet from Hamlet! Hamlet is the Prince of Denmark and mourns his father at the start of the play, dresses in black and is kind of the equivalent of a teenager going through his emo phase. When he finds out his uncle killed his father and is required from his father’s ghost to avenge his death, Hamlet starts to slowly but surely lose it… He spends sleepless nights ruminating and going through one existential crises after another, harasses his girlfriend and mother, kills the wrong person, and so on.