{"id":3281,"date":"2022-12-19T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-12-19T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wp.unil.ch\/musemagazine\/?p=3281"},"modified":"2022-12-09T17:29:54","modified_gmt":"2022-12-09T16:29:54","slug":"ode-to-peeing-girls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wp.unil.ch\/musemagazine\/2022\/12\/ode-to-peeing-girls\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode to Peeing Girls*"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><span style=\"color: #0099cc;font-size: small\"><strong>Image:&nbsp;<\/strong>\u00a9 tedeytan, &#8220;Gender Neutral Bathroom Sign Baby Wale Restaurant DC&#8221;, CC BY-SA 2.0, <a href=\"https:\/\/search-production.openverse.engineering\/image\/7bbd1162-d715-4e32-9df8-6da07e12198e\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">source<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"><strong>Author:<\/strong> Anonymous<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Having a vulva is no easy thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Your urethra is close,&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No direction to bring,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Too skinny are the clothes,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It\u2019s not easy to wing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\">*For the purpose of this poem, this term describes people with a vulva. The author sends love and appreciation to all people with a vulva who aren\u2019t girls and all people who are girls and don\u2019t have a vulva. The author hopes to see more gender-neutral bathrooms in the future.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Image:&nbsp;\u00a9 tedeytan, &#8220;Gender Neutral Bathroom Sign Baby Wale Restaurant DC&#8221;, CC BY-SA 2.0, source. Author: Anonymous Having a vulva is no easy thing. Your urethra is close,&nbsp; No direction to bring, Too skinny are the clothes, It\u2019s not easy to wing. *For the purpose of this poem, this term describes people with a vulva. The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1002029,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[74],"tags":[36],"class_list":{"0":"post-3281","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-2022-winter","7":"tag-poetry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp.unil.ch\/musemagazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp.unil.ch\/musemagazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp.unil.ch\/musemagazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp.unil.ch\/musemagazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1002029"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp.unil.ch\/musemagazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3281"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wp.unil.ch\/musemagazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3281\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp.unil.ch\/musemagazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp.unil.ch\/musemagazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp.unil.ch\/musemagazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}